1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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