I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Floor bacon is actually really good
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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