Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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