I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
