i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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