Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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