so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i think i just lost a toe
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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