Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
NoShamevember. You game?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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