Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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