Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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