it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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