if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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