Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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