Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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