I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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