Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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