If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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