these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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