why didn't you poke me back
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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