dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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