Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
