We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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