I wannas sexs uuuuu
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have fence marks all over my body
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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