Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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