True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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