we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Everything about him screamed your future.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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