operation have a gay friend backfired
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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