omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
