i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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