my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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