i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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