I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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