I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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