why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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