Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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