Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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