Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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