what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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