If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You can't just leave with hair like that
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Shame - the story of my life.
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