the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
