Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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