haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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