I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
