I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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