so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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