I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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