we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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