Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Randomize
