i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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