I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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