You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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