she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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