How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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