All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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