i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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